The Federation of Unionised States is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its museums and concert halls, smutty television, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic population of 419 million Union Workers are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 77.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Unionised economy, worth 27.1 trillion Labour-Hours a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving, Information Technology, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 64,673 Labour-Hours, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Churches across the land are hurriedly installing auto-tune for their choirs, the government loves seeing the little people fight, road signs are getting harder to read under layers of knitted woolen cardigans, and officials pull all-nighters to check immigrants for potential links to terrorists. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Unionised States's national animal is the Black Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Unionised States is ranked 20,183^rd in the world and 457^th in The Communist Bloc for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 8,006.64 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.